' Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down'
- Dave Barry. ' Truth is beauty beauty is truth. Which makes the new Subaru Impreza a whopping lie'
- Jeremy Clarkson. ' You know somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen it said Parking fine"'
- Tommy Cooper. Calling all petrolheads motor racing fanatics " Top Gear" fans boy racers & car geeks: here at last is a book of laughs especially for you. As jampacked as the M25 on a bank holiday weekend with bumper to bumper revved-up retorts & gear-crunching gags it's the ideal companion to life on the open road
- just the thing to keep in the glove box for when the engine overheats! Remember there are only two types of pedestrians the quick & the dead. As Murray Walker once said: you might not think that's cricket & it's not it's motor racing."