When Kay Sexton becomes the proud holder of an allotment she hopes it will be her first foray towards self-sufficiency for her family. Instead she finds herself in a strange & hostile world of arcane rules & regulations & hosepipe standoffs. She finds her mud-caked Wellingtoned feet & successfully navigates her way through allotment-keeping: battling Biblical-scale pest invasions; learning the dark arts of the competitive vegetable grower; & practising ninja-like disappearing acts to avoid yet another free cucumber from a neighbouring gardener. Witty well-observed & with mouth-watering recipes this book is for anyone who dreams of a slice of the good life.