Which army used camels disguised as war elephants? Which illustrious warlord was killed by a midget ninja hidden in his latrine? How was a Japanese vessel sunk by live cows dropped by the Soviet air force? & just what kind of weapon was the Bohemian Ear Spoon? These are just a few of the important questions of military history answered in this book. Midget Ninja & tactical laxatives is a light-hearted look at some of the most bizarre incidents weirdest weapons & strangest stratagems to be found in the annals of warfare. Drawn from all periods of history there is something here for every reader with an interest in military history and/or a sense of humour. Some of the sections included: War Elephants & How to Stop Them (including the infamous blazing pigs) Ignominious Deaths (eg the midget ninja in the latrine)A Misplaced Sense of Honour (eg the sniper who let George Washington live) Suicide Missions (eg mass suicide as a diversion tactic & a case of self-decapitation) Weird & Wonderful Weapons: (such as the WW2 bat bomb -with real bats) Stranger things happen at Sea (eg million-ton ice ships & death by blocked toilet) God is on our side (of omens oracles & the ancient battle stopped by a UFO) An Army Marches on its Stomach (eg the tactical use of laxatives & the Greek army immobilized for 3 days by hallucinogenic honey)