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Paul West is in deep financial merde. His only way out of debt is to accept a decidedly dodgy job that involves him touring America in a Mini while pretending to be typically British. Also in the car is Pauls French girlfriend Alexa and his American poet friend Jake whose main aim in life is to sleep with a woman from every country in the world. Preferably in the back of Pauls Mini. But as the little car battles from New York to Miami and then heads west leg-room turns out to be the least of Pauls troubles. His work is being sabotaged his tour plans are in tatters and his love life becomes a Franco-American war zone. And as Paul knows better than anyone when you mix love and war - merde happens...
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Paul West is in deep financial merde. His only way out of debt is to accept a decidedly dodgy job that involves him touring America in a Mini while pretending to be typically British. Also in the car is Pauls French girlfriend Alexa & his American poet friend Jake whose main aim in life is to sleep with a woman from every country in the world. Preferably in the back of Pauls Mini. But as the little car battles from New York to Miami & then heads west leg-room turns out to be the least of Pauls troubles. His work is being sabotaged his tour plans are in tatters & his love life becomes a Franco-American war zone. & as Paul knows better than anyone when you mix love & war
- merde happens...

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