Paul West is in deep financial merde. His only way out of debt is to accept a decidedly dodgy job that involves him touring America in a Mini while pretending to be typically British. Also in the car is Pauls French girlfriend Alexa & his American poet friend Jake whose main aim in life is to sleep with a woman from every country in the world. Preferably in the back of Pauls Mini. But as the little car battles from New York to Miami & then heads west leg-room turns out to be the least of Pauls troubles. His work is being sabotaged his tour plans are in tatters & his love life becomes a Franco-American war zone. & as Paul knows better than anyone when you mix love & war
- merde happens...