So...the story of my life. I've often thought about this moment about what it would be like to write my memoirs. I always thought it would make me feel important. It doesn't. If anything it makes me feel a little strange. The truth is I should never have been this famous guy. I wasn't the cool clever good-looking boy at school. But I always dreamt of it hoped for it longed for it: throughout school when I was disruptive in my teens when I tried to form my own boy band & through hundreds of auditions for parts which were met with constant rejection. Until finally I co-wrote Gavin & Stacey". & my whole life changed. This is that story. The story of how I found myself here talking to you."