This is the ultimate collection of tasteless & sick jokes that just shouldnt be told. More than 3 000 off-colour jokes covering every taboo from sex & death to race & disability this book leaves no stone unturned in its search for the most dubious jokes known to humanity. Why exactly do we like to laugh at jokes that are cruel heartless & downright wrong? & more to the point who cares so long as they make us laugh? Twice as funny twice as outrageous twice as shocking. From Anne Franks drum kit to the correct use of wheelchairs this is a fantastic new collection of bad taste & political incorrectness. If you even think about reading it youre a monster; if you buy it youre going straight to hell. It
Includes:: gems such as these: My father is in a coma. Hes just living the dream. Why dont cannibals eat divorced women? Because theyre very bitter. What do you do if a pit bull mounts your leg? Fake an orgasm. How do you stop a politician from drowning? Shoot him before he hits the water. The Beatles have reformed & have brought out a new album. Its mostly drum & bass. I went to see my friends new baby. They asked me if I wanted to wind him. I thought that was a bit harsh so I just gave him a dead leg instead. Remember a doggy is not just for Christmas. Its a great position all year round.