My name is Lottie Biggs & in three weeks time I will be fifteen years old. At school most people call me Lottie Not-Very-Biggs. Ive never found this particularly funny.. . My current hair colour is Melody Deep Plum which is not as nice as Melody Forest Flame but definitely better than the dodgy custard colour I tried last week.. . And this is my book -- its about important things like boys & shoes & polo-neck knickers & rescuing giraffes & NOT fancying Gareth Stingecombe (even though he has manly thighs) & hanging-out with your best friend having A BLATANTLY FUNNY TIME. It is definitely not about sitting in wardrobes or having a mental disturbance of any kind! Painfully honest & laugh-so-hard-you-forget-to-breathe funny.