My tendency to make up stories & lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day & provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate."
- Chelsea Handler from Chapter 10 of Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang Its no lie: Chelsea Handler loves to smoke out "dumbassness " the condition people suffer from that allows them to fall prey to her brand of complete & utter nonsense. Friends family co-workers--theyve all been tricked by Chelsea into believing stories of total foolishness & behaving like total fools. Luckily theyve all lived to tell the tales & for the very first time write about them."