Earn-lay atin-Lay? No not that kind of Latin! You can learn true Latin with conjugations declensions & all those extra syllables -- & it's easier than you think. In fact most people mistakenly think of learning Latin as perhaps the most useless tedious & difficult thing to do on earth. They couldn't be more wrong. Latin For Dummies takes you back for a quick jaunt through the parlance of ancient Rome as well as discussing the progress of Latin into church language & its status today as the dead" language that lives on in English Spanish Italian & most other Western tongues. Written for those with zero prior knowledge of Latin this snappy guide puts the basics at your fingertips & steers clear of the arcane schoolmarm stereotype of endless declensions & Herculean translations. Easy-to-understand sections describe: * Latin you already know * Grammar * Pronunciation * Latin in action * Latin in law * Latin in medicine * Latin for impressing your friends * & much more No dusty tome or other such artifact Latin For Dummies makes learning fun & brings the language to life by presenting conversations in various Roman settings as well as providing fun facts & stories about classical life. & if you feel you may actually have a negative aptitude for the language don't worry; pronunciations & translations follow every expression & a helpful mini-dictionary graces the book's last pages. You'll also find out about: * The"able Roman * Latin graffiti * Latin authors who's who * Gladiator Latin * Latin in love marriage & family * From the mouth of Julius Caesar * Romans on drink * Helpful Latin-related Web sites * Fun & games exercises Designed to introduce & familiarize you with the language rather than make you the next Cicero Latin For Dummies gives you all the tools you need to work at your own pace to learn as much or as little as you like. So noli timere (no-lee tih-may-reh) -- "have no fear" -- & carpe diem ("pick up Latin For Dummies today")!"