Theres big trouble in little Brentford. Property developers are planning to destroy the boroughs beloved football ground & build executive homes on the site. Shock! Outrage! Horror! The lads of The Flying Swan Brentfords most celebrated drinking house take up the challenge. Surely with these stalwarts working for the cause Brentfords football ground can be saved? Would it were so but this is Brentford & ancient forces of evil are forever stirring in the borough: Old Testament terrors Lovecraftian loathsomes & beasties from the bottomless pit. & if the team make it through to the final its going to be a match that no one will forget. What with the fate of mankind hanging upon the result. & everything.