Jennifer Blood is a suburban wife & mom by day
- & a ruthless vigilante by night! Every day she makes breakfast takes the kids
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Jennifer was born 6 July 1958 in Sleaford Lincolnshire UK. Her mother was a biology teacher & her father served as a pilot in the Royal Air Force. In 1977 she attended the Central School of Speech & Drama where she met her comedy partner Dawn French. After graduating Jennifer began her career at The Comedy Store in London & it was during this time she was to meet comedian actor & writer Adrian Edmondson who would later become her husb&. After starring in & having great success with The Comic Strip Presents... The Young Ones Girls on Top & Happy Families Jennifer went on to write a TV show entitled Modern Mother & Daughter which led Jennifer to write & create a brand new series: Absolutely Fabulous. Absolutely Fabulous became one of the most loved hilarious & ingenious TV shows in history & the part Jennifer was to play Edina Eddie Monsoon brought her international acclaim & attention. Although perhaps best known for her role as Eddie working alongside the glamorous Joanna Lumley Jennifers career has taken her on many different paths including working on the internationally successful movie Shrek 2 as the voice of the Fairy Godmother declining on OBE & ranking fifth in Top Gears Star in a Reasonably-Priced Car challenge. In July 2010 Jennifer was to perhaps face her toughest challenge yet
- being diagnosed with breast cancer. Since her diagnosis she has made a full recovery & reprised her role as Eddie in Absolutely Fabulous for a Christmas special in 2011. This is Jennifers full unauthorised story.
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Jennifer the Babysitter Fairy keeps all babies safe & happy. That is until her three magical objects disappear! With Jennifer's precious items missing all fairy & human children are naughty & upset. Can Kirsty & Rachel help Jennifer make all babies happy again? Join Rachel & Kirsty & see if Jennifer finds her three magical objects: a toy box a snack pack & a nightlight! ...

Right heres how things are... My mother is pregnant. I shizz you not. My mum will be going around with a bump for all to see that shes still well shagging. Oh god I cant bear it
- talk about a stitch-up. Then theres Stevie Lee Bolton
- every time I see him Im like a stunned goldfish & just stand there with my mouth opening & closing. So between my untakebackably embarrassing family & a certain Stevie Lee how will I be ready for Teen Factor X
- not even my friends know about my dodgy yodelings & secret obsession with becoming a star... Funny frank & surprisingly talented with a pair of knitting needles meet Jenny Q in the hilarious new series from Father Ted" & " Shameless" star Pauline Mc Lynn."


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Is it possible for a ten-year-old girl to fall in love? Jenny Mercer thought so. Evacuated to Lincolnshire from the East End of London at the outbreak of war she is frightened of the wide open spaces & the huge skies. At first she is treated badly by the two spinsters with whom she is billeted. But the kindly Thornton family soon makes her feel welcome. & no one more so than Georgie the handsome RAF fighter pilot who is caught up in the battle for Britain's survival. When Georgie is posted missing presumed killed Jenny is devastated & there is more heartbreak when her mother demands that she return home to the dangerous city streets now under almost daily attack from enemy bombers. Dot never hides the fact that her daughter's birth was a mistake & kindness & care towards Jenny comes not from her mother but from their neighbours across the street the Hutton family. The only other person to show concern for Jenny is strangely Dot's 'fancy man' Arthur Osborne who moves into the terraced house. But is Arthur only interested in the girl because she can be useful to him? No one will suspect a ten-year-old of being involved with the Black Market. When the law comes a little too close for Arthur's comfort the family flees in the night under the protection of the blackout heading north out of the city. But to Jenny's disappointment it is not back to Lincolnshire but into the hills & dales of Derbyshire where they are always on the move always on the run. There Jenny is caught up in a life of deception obliged to do whatever her mother & Arthur demand of her when all she really wants is to go back to Lincolnshire. For Jenny has never given up hope that one day Georgie will come back... ...

Who says fate is written in the stars? Set in sixteenth-century Europe Jepp" is the thrilling romantic & in turns heart-warming & poignant story of a teenage dwarf limited not only by his height but by his destiny. Although he appears to be bound for a lowly life as a court dwarf Jepp has ambition & he dreams of becoming a scientist & marrying the woman he loves. This highly original & unforgettable story is based on a real historical figure & Jepps story

Includes:: violence love astrology astronomy & even a beer-drinking moose. A Philippa Gregory for teens " Jepp" is ideal for fans of adventurous thought-provoking historical romance."

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Thomas is jealous when boastful Jeremy the Jet Plane flies into Sodor until the pair work together during the big storm. New truck Hector the Horrid is unwilling to help in the yard. Can Thomas shunt Hector without being scared? Cheeky Bill & Ben get Bo Co the big diesel in a spin. Can wise Edward put them in their place? New engine Billy is too excited to listen to Thomas & makes mistakes. Will Thomas help him? Emily doesnt want to work with smelly engine Whiff whose job it is to pull the garbage truck. She thinks all the other engines will laugh at her. ...

Jeremy Keeling first met Amy an orang-utan abandoned by his mother when he was looking after the private menagerie of music impresario Gordon Mills. A friendship was forged that would become the defining relationship of both their lives. One day when Jeremy was driving along with one-year-old Amy sitting beside him in the passenger seat he fell asleep at the wheel & caused a horrific car crash. The first policeman on the scene crawled into the wreckage where he was staggered to see a hairy non-human hand cradling Jeremys head amid the glass & twisted metal: having been saved by Jeremy Amy now refused to let him go. For Jeremy it was to be a long convalescence but he was able to repay his debt to Amy when he joined forces with Jim Cronin a tough-talking primate-lover from the Bronx who shared his vision of creating a sanctuary for abused & abandoned monkeys. Pooling their knowledge passion & meagre resources the two men took on a derelict pig farm in Dorset & over the next twenty years slowly transformed it into a 65-acre cage-less sanctuary for beleaguered primates rescued from poachers photographers & scientists on daring raids. Monkey World is now internationally famous & attracts some 800 000 visitors a year. ...

Jeremy Clarkson found fame & fortune at the wheel of trailblazing BBC motoring series Top Gear. With its worldwide audience of over 250 million viewers the show has garnered him praise & condemnation in equal measure for his forthright views on cyclists environmentalists & road-safety campaigners. From causing traffic chaos on the roads of London to fisticuffs with Piers Morgan driving fast & recklessly through the Lincolnshire countryside
- an area with one of the worst road death rates in Europe
- to being on the receiving end of a meringue pie when he collected an honorary degree from Brunel University Clarkson has lived life at breakneck speed. In this must-read biography for any Clarkson fan his frank views & hilariously candid anecdotes appear alongside the vivid details of his remarkable life story.

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Cornwall 1790. Ross Poldark faces the darkest hour of his life. Accused of wrecking two ships he is to stand trial at the Bodmin Assizes. Despite their stormy married life Demelza has tried to rally support for her husb&. But there are enemies in plenty who would be happy to see Ross convicted not least George Warleggan the powerful banker whose personal rivalry with Ross grows ever more intense. From the incomparable Winston Graham. who has everything that anyone else has then a whole lot more
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