A Jeeves & Wooster novel The beefy Stilton Cheesewright has drawn Bertie Wooster as red-hot favourite in the Drones club annual darts tournament
- which is lucky for Bertie because otherwise Stilton would have beaten him to a pulp & buttered the lawn with him. Stilton does not after all like men who he thinks are trifling with his fiancees affections. Meanwhile Bertie has committed a more heinous offence by growing a moustache & Jeeves strongly disapproves
- which is unfortunate because Jeevess feudal spirit is desperately needed. Berties Aunt Dahlia is trying to sell her magazine Miladys Boudoir to the Trotter Empire & still keep her amazing chef Anatole out of Lady Trotters clutches. & Bertie? Bertie simply has to try to hold onto his moustache & hope he gets to the end in one piece.

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Jeeves may not always see eye to eye with Bertie on ties & fancy waistcoats but he can always be relied on to whisk his young master spotlessly out of the soup (even if for tactical reasons he did drop him in it in the first place). The paragon of Gentlemen's Personal Gentlemen shimmers through these fat pages in much the same way as he did through the first Jeeves Omnibus. This volume contains one brilliant collection of short stories & two hilarious novels: Right Ho Jeeves Joy in the Morning & Carry On Jeeves. ...

As always Bertie is about to find himself in the soup (or 'up to the knees in bisque') & Jeeves is poised to pull him out
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It's beats me why a man of his genius is satisfied to hang around pressing my clothes & what not ' says Bertie. ' If I had Jeeves's brain I should have a stab at being Prime Minisiter or something.' Luckily for us Bertie Wooster manages to retain Jeeve's services through all the vicissitudes of violet socks & policeman's helmets & here gathered together for the first time is an omnibus of Jeeves novels & stories comprising three of the funniest books ever written: Thank You Jeeves The code of the Woosters & The Inimirable Jeeves. ...

Are you sitting comfortably? Then Jeff will begin.. . The universally-loved award-winning host of Sky Sports' Soccer Saturday & Channel 4's Countdown & author of the bestselling Jelleyman's Thrown a Wobbly returns with a Jackanory-style football-flavoured narrative which gathers together the funniest weirdest most tragic most heart-warming under-the-radar stories of the football season. The book is stuffed to the gunnels with behind-the-scenes revelations opinions & personal anecdotes from Jeff & has a strong leaning towards the absurdities of both the highest levels & the grass-roots of the game. From the Macclesfield goalkeeper booked for using a golf tee to take his goal kicks to the unintelligible ranting & raving of South American dictator chairmen. Let Jeff be your trusted guide through the madness of the football season & let Jeffanory supply you with a veritable treasure trove of great anecdotes to take to the pub ...

Cotton Malone has been called on to defend his countrys safety in many exotic locations around the world often using his knowledge of history to get to the heart of mysteries & conspiracies stretching back for centuries. But never has the danger been quite so close to home.A stunning opening sets the tone of explosive action & mind-bending intrigue as Cotton battles an extraordinary group of families whose unseen influence dates back to the pages of the U.S. Constitution
- & whose thirst for power is about to be satisfied by the cracking of a code devised by Thomas Jefferson himself.
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The cult Sky Sports Soccer Saturday anchorman delivers a Sunday Times bestseller
- a volley of entertaining & informative anecdotes
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Like throwing jelly at a wall poor communication never sticks. Too much information & not enough relevance is a problem that pervades almost all business communication. So what's the answer? More relevance & a lot less jelly. The Jelly Effect" teaches you simple memorable & costless ways to win more attention & more business. Imagine how effective you'd be if you communicated only what was relevant 100 percent of the time. You would be better at talking to others presenting networking & selling. You would excel in interviews meetings & pay-rise discussions. The benefits would be endless." The Jelly Effect" will show you how to get the best out of any situation whether you're speaking to an individual or a group formally or informally inside or outside your organisation. By the time you close the final page of this book you will be armed with practical proven techniques that will help you be more effective in all your business dealings." Andy Bounds taught me more about effective presenting than a lady who'd previously taught two US presidents."-Drayton Bird chairman of Drayton Bird Partnership & world leading authority on direct marketing" ...

Immerse yourself in the sumptuous world of Jelly Rolls with 17 exciting quilting projects. Turn gorgeous Jelly Rolls into fabulous quilts each of which can be made from just one roll. Jelly rolls are the new fat quarter bundle! Moda Fabrics introduced jelly rolls to showcase new fabric ranges. They consist of 2 1/2 inch strips of 40 colour-coordinated fabric rolled up to create a solid disk & tied with a ribbon. This book will encourage you to undo that ribbon & let it loose to reveal all those different fabrics. Just flick through the pages & see the quilts that you can make with just one roll! Or perhaps you have fabric stashed away that is just waiting to be cut up into 2 1/2 inch wide strips. Jelly Roll Quilts is the first book to show quilters the best ways to use these desirable laboursaving fabric packs. Pam & Nicky Lintott show how to make 15 quilts; each perfectly suited to the colour-coordinated jelly rolls &

Includes:: variations in colour style & size for each project. With names like Bars of Gold Pandora's Box Starlight Express & Blue Lagoon the quilts demonstrated in Jelly Roll Quilts are on the cutting edge of the craft. There is a whole General Techniques section that will cover all of the useful advice you need for creating a quilt: rotary cutting equipment the importance of maintaining an accurate seam allowance including a useful seam allowance test pressing pinning chain piecing instructions for adding borders removing dog ears quilting stitches tips for setting a quilt diagonally or 'on point' as well as a useful table showing fabric amounts when not using a jelly roll. Jelly roll quilts are suitable for quilters of all skill levels especially those quilters with a passion for a variety of fabrics. Step-by-step instructions & easy-to-follow diagrams ensure that untying your beautifully rolled fabric will be the first step to quilting heaven! Follow expert quilters Pam & Nicky's unique advice on making the most of this fresh approach to fabric as well as tips on adapting the quilts to your existing stashes. Be inspired by these colourful quilts to create your own.

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It is Princess Lollys 89th birthday & the cook has made her a special birthday jelly. There is one problem...the jelly refuses to wobble! All the guests try to make it wobble but in the end it is the smallest guest that comes up with a tasty soloution. ...