Its time to get down & dirty with this no-holds-barred collection of the funniest & naughtiest gags youre ever likely to hear. Its the Dirty Thought That Counts" is all you need to give you a naughty thrill & is jam-packed with outrageous stories punchlines & one-liners that are guaranteed to have you & your mates laughing out loud. & because all women know that men & sex make a hilarious double act the book

Includes:: jokes on chat-ups dirty talk foreplay penis size orgasms & between-the-sheets mishaps making it a side-splitting read & proving that
- in this case at least
- size doesnt matter."



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Its Your Time offers a potent & inspiring message about the power that God has to help you change your life. Bestselling author Joel Osteen issues a call to readers to rise up & seize the opportunities that are available to them every day. He uses compelling examples drawn from the Bible & popular culture to show how everyone has the God-given ability to achieve great things. Filled with strong Christian principles the book is structured around four main concepts: Faith Restoration Belief in Yourself & Lifting Others. Calling this his best work yet Pastor Osteen offers a bigger bolder message than any of his previous works: God has given you everything you need to change your life & you must use that power to strive beyond your limits. ...

This fun card to celebrate the birth of a baby boy has a colourful illustration of animals on a train a giraffe a lion & a bunny rabbit. The greeting inside reads: &8216; Congratulations on the birth of your baby boy&8217;. The card

Includes:: a bright blue envelope for posting. Approximate dimensions: 12.5 x 17.5cm Not suitable for children under 3 years contains small parts which may cause a choking hazard.

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This fun card to celebrate the birth of a baby girl has a colourful illustration of animals on alphabet blocks an elephant a zebra & a bunny rabbit. The greeting inside reads: &8216; Congratulations on the birth of your baby girl&8217;. The card

Includes:: a bright pink envelope for posting. Approximate dimensions: 12.5 x 17.5cm Not suitable for children under 3 years contains small parts which may cause a choking hazard.

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A wry exchange between an IT-savvy donkey a book-loving ape & a mouse forms this playful & light-hearted look at the role of books in our digital age. With a subversive & signature Lane Smith twist this satisfying & perfectly executed picture book has something to say to children & adults alike about the importance & joy of reading. ...

Did you know that an assassin is a hashish-eater & a yokel a country woodpecker? That Dr Mesmer mesmerised patients back to health or that Samuel Pepys enjoyed a good game of handicap? While we're at it what have spondulics to do with spines or lawyers with avocados? In It's a Wonderful Word" bestselling author Albert Jack collects over 500 of the strangest funniest-sounding & most delightful words in the English language & traces them back to their often puzzling origins. While brushing up on your gibberish or gobbledygook discover why bastards should resent travelling salesmen why sheets should remain on tenterhooks & why you should never set down a tumbler before finishing your drink. From blotto to bamboozle & from claptrap to quango Albert Jack's addictive anecdotes bring the world's most colourful language to life & are guaranteed to surprise & entertain." ...

This is the incredible true story of the unbreakable bond forged between Treo the world's most highly decorated dog & his handler Sgt. Dave Heyhoe whilst doing the most dangerous job on earth
- sniffing out bombs in Afghanistan. Dave known to his fellow soldiers as 'the Dog Whisperer' & Treo were sent forwards alone & unprotected to detect the Taliban's murderous IEDs. Soon soldiers refused to patrol certain areas unless accompanied by Treo & the pressure on the duo became ever more intense. Dave & Treo would realise they needed each other more than they could have ever imagined. It is a story full of tragedy & triumph pathos & laughter as one man & his best friend dare all to ensure that no lives are lost.
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Who would have guessed in the 1960s that Michael Parker a typical young Army officer would turn into one of the most remarkable showmen of his generation? Michael Parker's creativity & originality
- all too often achieved in the face of stifling bureaucracy
- along with an ability to organise down to the last detail
- meant he was in continuous demand to mastermind all kinds of events such as most of the British royal jubilees & birthday celebrations for The Queen the Queen Mother. Other events included London's G7 conference royal weddings in countries such as Jordan victory commemorations charity events & some of the world's largest military tattoos
- Berlin Edinburgh & the London Tournament. He records his triumphs & disasters & the inside story of some spectacular c**k-ups
- although to the spectators & television audiences all might have seemed fine. The pundits thought The Queen's Golden Jubilee in 2002 would be a non-event
- Who would come?" they said. But Michael Parker had no doubt that he could lay on a show that was worthy of the Queen
- & of Great Britain. He was right & proved the critics wrong
- 2 million people flocked down the Mall to Buckingham Palace to enjoy the celebrations he had helped organise. Some 25 years earlier his complex plans for the Queen's 1977 Silver Jubilee bonfires definitely did not go to plan
- much to the Queen's amusement
- & as for those fireworks in Hyde Park to celebrate Prince Charles & Diana's wedding
- that's another story.. .as is the escaping python at the Berlin Tattoo."










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Last spring after a particularly grueling schedule & lapse of overindulgence Gwyneth Paltrow was feeling fatigued & faint. A visit to her doctor revealed that she was anemic vitamin D deficient & that her stress levels were sky high. He prescribed an elimination diet to clear out her system & help her body heal. But this meant no coffee no alcohol no dairy no eggs no sugar no shellfish no deep-water fish no wheat no meat no soy nothing processed at all! An avid foodie Paltrow was concerned that so many restrictions would make meal time boring so together with Julia Turshen she compiled a collection of 185 delicious easy recipes that followed her doctor's guidelines. & it worked! After changing her diet Paltrow healed totally felt more energetic & looked great. Now in IT'S ALL GOOD she shares the go-to dishes that have become the baseline for the restorative diet she turns to whenever she feels she needs it. Recipes include: Huevos Rancheros Korean Chicken Tacos Salmon Burgers with Pickled Ginger even Power Brownies Banana ' Ice Cream' & more! ...

Jeremy Vine is one of the most successful broadcasters of recent years & in 2012 clocks up a quarter of a century at the BBC. In It's All News to Me he takes a look back over his career from the very first day when he arrived at broadcasting house (by coincidence an inauspicious news day
- the fateful Black Monday of 1987.) Jeremy explains his big break as a Today programme reporter when he was fired at by a sniper during the early days of the war in Bosnia; he walks us through the corridors of Westminster in the 1990s when he was a political correspondent trying to deal with the likes of Alastair Campbell & Peter Mandelson; he reflects on the steep learning curve that was his posting as African correspondent at the turn of the millennium; & his return to the UK where he was dubbed Paxman's mini-me" on Newsnight. He also explains what it's like presenting Radio 2's lunchtime show & talking to 6 million listeners
- people who as he puts it "have better stories than we do." Written in Jeremy's unmistakably lively & self-deprecating voice It's All News to Me paints a vivid picture of what it's like to be trapped inside the BBC
- arguably the most interesting organisation in the country
- for 25 years. It's also about our obsession with news
- just exactly how & why it happens
- & the power of real life stories versus the media's desire to shape them."





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