Hospital Babylon" is an in-depth amusing & highly insightful expose of the extraordinary world of modern medicine. It will take the reader on a journey through the various departments & wards where babies are made thighs are reduced noses straightened & spare kidneys are flown in from the Indian subcontinent. We will meet doctors who sleep with nurses; doctors who sleep with patients; doctors who fiddle their insurance forms; doctors who suck fat pump up breasts plump lips & lengthen penises; the doctor who specialises in flatulence; the doctor who shoots up before he operates; doctor Feelgood who will give you anything & everything you need; as well as the doctor who makes a fortune doing buttock enlargements in the Caribbean. En route we will discover what touches them what amuses them & quite how obsessively insane you have to be to make it to the top. Why does a private room cost over GBP1000 a night? Who are the people changing your bedpan? Holding your hand as you go to sleep? What do they do to you while youre out cold? Why are drugs so expensive? How easy is it for the pharmaceutical companies to grease the good doctors palm? Who exactly is profiting from your illness embarrassing affliction or brand new nose? & of course what happens when it all goes wrong? Packed with true stories anecdotes & revelations " Hospital Babylon" is a riveting entertaining & shocking look at 24 hours in the life of a hospital. Both amusing & appalling it will make you question whether you should sign that consent form after all..."