When Grk sniffs some succulent sausages he cant resist following his nose
- & ends up on the other side of the world. Hes in Australia
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It isnt for nothing that your wedding day is known as the biggest day of your life. Whether its a small informal ceremony or a huge event with hundreds of guests careful planning can ensure that everything goes smoothly & can leave you free to enjoy the day. The Grooms Guide" is an essential resource for any husb&-to-be. Split into two parts the first section covers the grooms role & takes the reader through everything from choosing a ring & picking a best man to avoiding stag night pitfalls & negotiating the minefield of who pays for what? & gift lists. The second part covers the speech & contains a multitude of ideas on the structure & style the essential components you shouldnt omit examples of successful speeches & plenty of advice on how to plan & deliver a memorable address. With a handy countdown to the big day & plenty of hints on how to score brownie points with your future wife her friends & both your families the " Grooms Guide" has everything you need to be everyones favourite son-in-law!" ...

Put yourself in professional hands. You & Your Wedding" is the best read & most influential wedding magazine in the UK. If your fiancee hasnt discovered its inspirational ideas tell her to check out website. Whatever kind of bride & groom you are whether shes happy for you simply to turn up on the day on time & in the right outfit or whether you both want to be actively involved this book has all the answers. Full of essential information from the Grooms Editor of " You & Your Wedding" it

Includes:: everything any groom could possibly need to help him get through the best day of his life
- & the long run up to it
- unscathed & still on speaking terms with his bride-to-be. From planning the ceremony & finding a great suit to writing a speech as well as plenty of fun stuff such as arranging a cracking stag night o renting a top class sports car to make sure he gets to the church on time. Its also full of essential survival tips
- most importantly how he can recognise & deal with any dreaded Bridezilla symptoms those nearest & dearest might start to display as the wedding draws near. Find out how to become the perfect groom
- or at least make everyone think so
- & have a great day into the bargain! Whats inside? Choosing your style the legal stuff throwing a great stag night writing your speech finding a suit the honeymoon the ceremony the reception."






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From planning your honeymoon to giving a great speech here is all you need to know about what to do & when on your big day. This title covers topics such as: the engagement & your responsibilities; budgeting for the event; writing your speech & who to thank; & planning the honeymoon. ...

For decades bookstore pregnancy sections were dominated by books for women
- until Quirk's Baby Owner's Manual" presented a fun
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There's something nasty going on at Groosham Grange..." Sent to Groosham Grange as a last resort by his parents David Eliot quickly discovers that his new school is a very weird place indeed. New pupils are made to sign their names in blood; the French teacher disappears every full moon; the assistant headmaster keeps something very chilling in his room... What's the meaning of the black rings everyone wears? Where do the other pupils vanish to at night? Most important of all how on earth can David get away
- alive? This Lancashire Children's Book of the Year will have you gripped & grinning to the last page."
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Apparently the ancient Greeks were a rather groovy bunch. The boys didnt start school until they were seven & girls didnt have to go at all. But it wasnt always so jolly. Readers can discover why girls ran about naked pretending to be bears who had the worlds first flushing toilet & why dedicated doctors tasted their patients ear wax! History with the nasty bits left in! 2013 is HORRIBLE HISTORIES twentieth anniversary. ...

History with twice the nasty bits left in.. .in a horrible new edition! The Groovy Greeks is full of fab facts about the hip 'n' happenin' Greeks. In Rotten Romans readers follow life for folk in Roman times from Nasty Nero to brave Brit Boudicca. Featuring curious quizzes rotten recipes gruesome games & terrible tets.. . History has never been so horrible! ...

Because Groovy is so new most readers will be learning it from scratch. Groovy In Action quickly moves through the basics of Groovy. After getting readers up & running Groovy in Action presents rich & detailed examples illustrating Groovys enhancements to Java along with Groovys special support for XML regular expressions & database programming. Readers get their hands dirty exploring tips & tricks for Groovy programming along with core tasks such as unit testing & build support. Readers will even learn to script Windows via Groovy. An additional bonus track is dedicated to Grails the Groovy Web Application Framework. Groovy in Action introduces Groovy by example presenting lots of reusable code while explaining the underlying concepts. Java developers new to Groovy find a smooth transition into the dynamic programming world. Groovy experts gain a solid reference that challenges them to explore Groovy deeply & creatively. ...

It is one of the more surprising facts about Old England that one can still find families living in the same houses their ancestors built centuries before & on land that has belonged to them since before the Norman Conquest. The Gropes of Grope Hall are one such family... The Gropes are an old English family based in Northumberland separated from the rest of society & as eccentric as they come. It is a line dominated by strong-willed & oversexed women determined to produce more female heirs regardless of whether their desired partners are willing.. . At the dawn of the new millennium timid & gormless teenager Esmond is abducted & lured to Grope Hall by a descendant of the Gropes. Young Esmond is powerless to escape & his kidnap sets in motion a stream of farcical events that will have readers laughing out loud. Tom Sharpe's trademark humour abounds in this new novel marking him out once again as an outstanding & unique British storyteller. ...