Once upon a time that was called 1828 before all the living things on the land & the fishes in the sea were destroyed there was a man named William Buelow Gould a convict in Van Diemens Land who fell in love with a black woman & discovered too late that to love is not safe. Silly Billy Gould invader of Australia liar murderer forger condemned to live in the most brutal penal colony in the British Empire & there ordered to paint a book of fish. Once upon a time miraculous things happened.