Tea...a beverage brewed from the fermented dried leaves of the shrub Camellia sinensis & imbibed by all the great civilisations in the galaxy's history; a source of refreshment stimulation & above all else of moral fibre
- without which the British Space Empire must surely crumble to leave Earth at the mercy of its enemies. Sixty per cent of the Empire's tea is grown on one world
- Urn principal planet of the Didcot system. If Earth is to keep fighting the tea must flow. When a crazed cult leader overthrows the government of Urn Isambard Smith & his vaguely competent crew find themselves saddled with new allies: a legion of tea-obsessed nomads an overly-civilised alien horde & a commando unit so elite that it only has five members. Only together can they defeat the self-proclaimed God Emperor of Didcot & confront the true power behind the coup: the sinister legions of the Ghast Empire & Smith's old enemy Commander 462.