Its back! The bestselling blockbusting bumper book of humorous"ations rides back into town with over 6 000 new"es. From times past to the modern day classic funnies to contemporary wit The Funniest Thing You Never Said 2" delivers an unbeatable selection of fantastic & hilarious"es on every subject under the sun. Featuring topics as diverse as celebrity to religion & including a cast of"ees ranging from Oscar Wilde to Homer Simpson theres something here for everyone with a sense of humour. I am willing to love all mankind except an American
- Samuel Johnson. Glastonbury was very wet & muddy. There was trench foot dysentery peaches.. .all the Geldof daughters
- Sean Lock. Politics would be a helluva good business if it werent for the goddamned people
- Richard Nixon. Ive had more women than most people have noses
- Steve Martin. I have the simplest tastes. Im always satisfied with the best
- Oscar Wilde. Well its 1 a.m. Better go home & spend some quality time with the kids
- Homer Simpson. All I know is Im not a Marxist
- Karl Marx. Im the pink sheep of the family
- Alexander Mc Queen."