Harry Flashman: the unrepentant bully of Tom Browns schooldays now with a Victoria Cross has three main talents -- horsemanship facility with foreign languages & fornication. A reluctant military hero Flashman plays a key part in most of the defining military campaigns of the 19th century despite trying his utmost to escape them all. With the mighty Sikh Khalsa the finest army ever seen in Asia poised to invade India & sweep Britannias ill-guarded empire into the sea every able-bodied man was needed to defend the frontier -- & one at least had his answer ready when the Call of Duty came: Ill swim in blood first! Alas though for poor Flashman there was no avoiding the terrors of secret service in the debauched & intrigue-ridden Court of the Punjab the attentions of its beautiful nymphomaniac Maharani (not that he minded that really) the horrors of its torture chambers or the baleful influence of the Mountain of Light.