This is the story of a football club that in the 1990s harboured the UKs biggest white-collar fraudster. This same club was almost bought by someone who couldnt decide whether to be a man or a woman. It also had as chairman a man subject to an international arrest warrant then another chairman who remains to this day a fugitive from the law who in turn was succeeded by a man with connections to Libyan arms dealers. To this ensemble make space for the Gurkha Regiment Interpol the Rat Pack the Charing Cross Gender Identity Clinic protein-rich algae a collection of classic motor vehicles 29 000 piles of dog excrement a huge Indian city & a tiny Scottish village. Based on years of research by its two authors Fit & Proper? details the history of the boardroom of Sheffield United Football Club focusing particularly on the foibles of the men who over three decades from 1980 tried & largely failed to turn the Blades into a profitable business & a successful club. Instead the city that gave the game to the world is home to a club that has now become the footballing arm of an international property development company. Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.