Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says goodbye to childhood & enters adultery. Q: How can you prevent milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. We've all been there. You've been studying hard the day of the BIG test arrives you turn over the paper & 'what the *&%@ does that mean?!' Not a clue. Some students rather than admit defeat choose to adopt a more creative approach to answering those particularly awkward exam questions. Packed full of hilarious examples this book will bring a smile to the face of teachers parents & students alike
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My name is Kinsey Millhone. I'm thirty-two years old twice married no kids currently unattached & likely to remain so given my disposition which is cautious at best.. . Seventeen years had passed since Jean Timberlake's body had been found at the foot of the sea wall. At the time Bailey Fowler an ex-boyfriend of hers pleaded guilty to voluntary manslaughter. Now he'd changed his tune. Kinsey Millhone is called in to solve the case -- then she stumbles on the dark secrets of a family's buried past.. .' Kinsey Millhone is up there with the giants of the private eye genre.. .exhilarating stuff' Times Literary Supplement ...

Weve all giggled in terror at Scottish exam questions. History: Discuss the defensive architecture of Scottish medieval castles". But unless you answered: " Because there were no windows in the castles the archers had to use slits in the walls" you probably havent made anyone laugh as much as this book will. When asked in Home Eccy to: " Name three typical Scottish dishes" you probably did not write: "A cup a plate & a wee saucer with a chip out of it". Or was that you? This collection of hilarious howlers will make you thank your stars that no one noted yours. Or did we?" ...

From debt-collecting to running doormen Dave Courtney has been a legend in London criminal circles since the days of the Krays. In this the thrilling third instalment of his autobiography Dave shares his stories of the last few years
- the trials (both in court & out) the tribulations & the laughs. Having narrowly survived a near-fatel car crash & spent months in a coma. Dave swears someone somewhere is out to kill him. While he speculates about possible suspects & their motives & the effect of the crash on his marriage & family he also travels around the world with his film Hell To Pay meets mafia in Sicily does a whistlestop tour of New York & Las Vegas.
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Facing the most formidably concentrated air defences in history pilots of the F-105D flew against North Vietnamese targets day after day during the 43 months of Operation Rolling Thunder. Despite its limited maneuverability & the lack of self-sealing fuel tanks which made it susceptible to combat damage the bombers shot down 27 Mi G fighters in 1966
- 67. This book illustrates the importance of the Thunderchief in the Rolling Thunder campaign including the pioneering suppression of enemy air defences (SEAD) methods developed by the F-105 Wild Weasel crews. Discussing the aircrafts strengths & weaknesses & using first-hand narratives Peter Davies captures the essence of flying the Thud against heavy defences & describes the development of wartime tactics & the heroic accomplishments of a selection of its aircrew.
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The Great Gatsby & Tender is the Night are F. Scott Fitzgeralds best-known novels. They draw on Fitzgeralds own vivid experiences in the 1920s but transform them into art. This stimulating introductory guide analyses their accomplished style & their concern with the promise & perplexity of modern life. Part I of this indispensable study: * provides interesting & informed close readings of key passages * examines how each novel starts & ends * discusses key themes of society money gender & trauma * outlines the methods of analysis & offers suggestions for further work. Part II supplies essential background material including: * an account of Fitzgeralds life * a survey of historical cultural & literary contexts * samples of significant criticism. Also featuring a helpful Further Reading section this volume equips readers with the critical & analytical skills which will enable them to enjoy & explore both novels for themselves. ...

Very few people get the privilege of getting close to a F1 car let alone getting behind the wheel. Well here is your chance to experience what it feels like to drive a F1 race car on a range of top tracks from around the world! These simulators are the real deal & they really do drive like the real thing! Whats more its a fantastic way to learn new & improve upon existing driving skills. At this Grand Prix event you will take part in a virtual race against others. Will you be the one to win a trophy? Your race experience will start with a drivers briefing followed by 20 minutes of qualifying laps where you will learn the circuit & get to grips with your race car. Following qualifying all drivers will be entered into a series of race heats. Each driver will receive points for qualifying laps & for each race the one with the most points is the champion. The event ends with a trophy presentation to the top three podium winners. What You Will Receive On purchasing this experience you will receive a Silver A5 Presentation Pack. Your Silver A5 Presentation Pack is embossed with a ribbon design great if you are buying this experience as a gift. Included within your presentation pack: Your Gift Experience Voucher
- Keep this safe! You will need this to book your experience & may be required to take this with you on the day of your experience. An Information Booklet
- Detailing all you need to know about your experience including personal injury cover cancellation cover & full terms & conditions of the experience. How to Book Guide
- A personal guide based on your chosen experience detailing all the available locations & contact numbers you need to ensure you experience runs smoothly. "


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Very few people get the privilege of getting close to a F1 car let alone getting behind the wheel. Well here is your chance to experience what it feels like to drive an F1 race car. Driving at the circuit of the month the Open Practice sessions allow you to try your hand at driving these incredibly real simulators & experience the sheer adrenaline of driving an F1 Car. Your race instructor will give you a full briefing before getting you fitted into your race seat & out on to the virtual circuit. You will receive 3 x 20 Minute sessions behind the wheel which you may use as you wish either to practice getting to grips with the car or to record your best time for the Monthly Hot Lap competition". The pit lane remains open throughout the experience & cars are available to run at any time. For when you are not driving or for spectators this session gives you & your friends access to the race facilities including the licensed bar & the big screen viewing area. What You Will Receive On purchasing this experience you will receive a Silver A5 Presentation Pack. Your Silver A5 Presentation Pack is embossed with a ribbon design great if you are buying this experience as a gift. Included within your presentation pack: Your Gift Experience Voucher
- Keep this safe! You will need this to book your experience & may be required to take this with you on the day of your experience. An Information Booklet
- Detailing all you need to know about your experience including personal injury cover cancellation cover & full terms & conditions of the experience. How to Book Guide
- A personal guide based on your chosen experience detailing all the available locations & contact numbers you need to ensure you experience runs smoothly. "


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F1 Racing gets right under the skin of the glamorous & adrenaline-fuelled sport of Formula One racing. With no-nonsense writing award-winning photography & unique behind-the-scenes access discover just how much more there is to this great sport with F1 Racing magazine. ...

The living embodiment of The Beatles & a musical juggernaut without parallel Paul Mc Cartney is undoubtedly the patriarch of pop. In this authoritative biography acclaimed author & journalist Howard Sounes creates the most accurate & extensive profile of Mc Cartney ever built leaving no stone unturned & no shadow unexplored. He is the torch-bearer of the Beatles
- the greatest band in pop
- & one of the most closely studied stars in show business. But surprises & secrets still linger in the life of Sir Paul Mc Cartney. In FAB his full story is told for the first time. Acclaimed author Howard Sounes spent more than two years investigating every aspect of Sir Pauls life & work including interviewing over 200 people. The result is the richest & more comprehensive biography of Mc Cartney ever written. Uniquely FAB pays equal attention to the story of Paul Mc Cartney both in the Beatles & post-Beatles creating a unique narrative spanning the arc of the artists life. FAB culminates in the sensational human story of Sir Pauls calamitous marriage to Heather Mills which is fully revealed for the first time. Sounes proves a judicious critic of the music of an iconic star while also delivering a superb psychological portrait of the man.

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