A brilliantly witty story of unconventional unwavering & regularly exasperating friendship. Meet Jarvis Ham: tea-room assistant diarist lift-cadger Princess Di fan secret alcoholic & relentless seeker of fame. Jarvis may be an all-round irritant but he's harmless & deep down you know he's got a heart of gold. Hasn't he? As his oldest (and only) friend reflects on his life with Jarvis Ham
- infatuations questionable hairstyles home-made charity singles reality TV auditions paedophile alerts at the local swimming baths
- he wonders what it would have been like if they had never met. But what are you going to do? He's a mate. DRIVING JARVIS HAM is a novel for anyone who has ever found themself looking across at a childhood friend & wondering why they still know them.