Like Edward Cullen in Twilight" Nigel Mullet was transformed into a vampire when he was still a teenager & will remain this age forever. Unfortunately Nigel became a vampire at the awkward age of fifteen & must spend eternity coping with acne a breaking voice & an ineptitude with girls... In this his excruciatingly funny diary Nigel chronicles his increasingly desperate attempts to be noticed by the love of his life Chloe Sparrow the constant mortification caused by his vampire parents (not to mention the worry that they might accidentally eat one of his friends) & the frustration one feels when youve got the whole of boring eternity stretching out in front of you & you cant even have a lie-in (vampires dont sleep). Forced to hang out with the Goths & emo kids due to his pale skin & social awkwardness & constantly battling his embarrassingly overwhelming desire to sink his fangs into Chloes neck will Nigel ever get his girl? Fantastically witty & hugely entertaining this fun & accessible diary will appeal to anyone teenage or otherwise... Winner of the Lincolnshire Young Peoples Book Award 2012."