Poppet Montague-Jones is 15 87th in line to the British throne & soon to inherit a whopping trust fund. Unlike her sister Kitten
- legendary wild child & society columnist in London Alive (see Diary of a Chav) Poppet is a troubled & ill-fitting teenager who is at an impressionable age & doesnt quite know how to launch herself into the world. Poppet spends much of her time daydreaming & getting bossed about by her flamboyant school friends Vixen Blaze Brocklehurst & Striker Earhart. Between them the girls get up to all sorts of high jinks a la St Trinians at school & in their stinkingly rich hood not giving much thought to their future. Theyre rich so who cares! Poppets Mum Saskia has her future in hand anyway: a career in fashion & marriage to nice loaded Felix Hayes Burlington across the road. Thing is Poppet is not entirely sure its what she really wants. Isnt there more to life than charity lunches & yoga? Is Poppet destined for a life of designer grunge & decadence without lifting a finger to earn her own living or is she brave enough to break out of the mould?