Dearest Lumpy I hope you are plump & well. Your mother bashed her car yesterday & chooses to believe it was not her fault...' Roger Mortimer's witty dressing-downs & affectionate advice were not only directed at his wayward son Lupin. Though better behaved than her mischievous older brother Louise (aka ' Lumpy') still caused her father to reach for his typewriter. The trials & tribulations of Louise's days at boarding school her eventful wedding to Hot-H&-Henry & the birth of his grandchildren are all accompanied by a sometimes chiding but always loving letter. Between these milestones Roger gives updates on the family pets & the local gossip holds forth on the weather road safety & even suggests the best way to make a gravy soup all in his own inimitable style. With the same unique charm & often snort-inducing humour that made Dear Lupin a bestseller Roger Mortimer guides & supports his daughter through every scrape she found herself in. Hilarious & instantly familiar Dear Lumpy is a perfect example of the glorious art of letter writing & the timeless relationship between father & daughter.