A kiss that just wont happen. A disco at the end of the world. A teenage goth on a terror mission. & OAP kiddie-snatchers & scouse real-ale enthusiasts & occult weirdness in the backwoods.. . Dark Lies the Island" is a collection of unpredictable stories about love & cruelty crimes desperation & hope from the man Irvine Welsh has described as the most arresting & original writer to emerge from these islands in years. Every page is shot through with the riotous humour sympathy & blistering language that mark Kevin Barry as a pure entertainer & a unique teller of tales."