Like many young boys Danny dreams of making it into the record books. Eternally optimistic he writes to Mr Bibby Keeper of the Records with hilarious accounts of his yucky endeavours. In this book Danny will attempt to break the following records. Drumroll please.. . Most armpit-farted verses of Old Mac Donald had a Farm"! Vilest verrucas! Biggest jelly-fight! Crinkliest wrinkles!"