In the tenth book in the collectible Simpsons Library of Wisdom join the big boy in blue for the ultimate book on law & order. Chief Clancy Wiggum might very well be the dimmest & most incompetent civic leader in Springfield but as long as he has a gun & badge most citizens exercise their right to remain silent. After many a late-night stakeout & thousands of early morning donuts this top cop offers up his procedural wisdom on what it takes to wear the shield how to keep on the right side of the law & the real cost of quick & speedy justice. On Wiggums watch youll check out the seized property auction catalog learn the secret language of police codes find out how to avoid a speeding ticket line up with Springfields usual suspects & get the skinny on Springfields most wanted criminal! El Barto.