In the long history of mankinds relationship with felines one cat stands head & shoulders below the rest. Highly inflammable the glass-jawed Birmingham lurches from one catastrophe to the next. Through encounters with washing machine spin cycles to his lovelorn pursuit of the aggressively uninterested Sammy Chris Pascoes hilarious book paints an intimate portrait of the authors calamitous relationship with a cat wholly unsuited to being feline. Persistently molested by an irate sparrow physically incapable of negotiating the intricacies of the cat-flap & with a near-fatal appreciation of the effects of gravity Brum nevertheless remains steadfast in his subconscious pursuit of oblivion. Worryingly these stories are true. Will nine lives be enough?