Mightily Oats has not picked a good time to be priest. He thought he'd come to Lancre for a simple ceremony. Now he's caught up in a war between vampires & witches. There's Young Agnes who is really in two minds about everything
- Magrat who is trying to combine witchcraft & nappies Nanny Ogg...and Granny Weatherwax who is big trouble. & the vampires are intelligent. They've got style & fancy waistcoats. They're out of the casket & want a bite of the future. Mightily Oats knows he has a prayer but he wishes he had an axe. Carpe Jugulum" is Terry Pratchett's twenty-third " Discworld" novel
- but the first to star vampires."