Imagine you could go anywhere with anyone & do anything. Where would you live? Where would you sleep? Who would be your friends? What games would you play? Go on.. .you choose! With the help of detailed illustrations this title looks at a whole range of scenarios where choosing is made fun. ...

Love him or loathe him you can't ignore Jeremy Kyle... Is he the most opinionated man on television or the only man who has the balls to say what we're all thinking? He pulls no punches on stage but when the studio lights are turned down & the cameras stop rolling what is it really like being Jeremy Kyle one of the nation's most controversial celebrities? Moreover how would he cope if the focus of his famed straight-talking was...himself? In You Couldn't Make It Up Jeremy tells us exactly what life is like inside the 'crazy celebrity circus' complete with the rollercoaster ride of his accidental TV career & all the highs & lows of his personal life. Read how he really feels about his fellow celebrities; how he's coping with the minefield that is middle age & being a modern dad; uncover what Jeremy thinks about the true state of the nation & what he'd really like to do to our politicians! Funny self-deprecating & bursting with his trademark honesty You Couldn't Make It Up shows us the Jeremy Kyle 'not seen on TV' & it's as entertaining & outspoken as the man who is. ...

Daisys mum tells her: Dont pick your nose! You do! says Daisy pointing out the time mum was picking her nose on the way to Grans. & each time Mum tries to reprimand Daisy for a bad habit Daisy has an example of when Mum did it too. If you liked Eat Your Peas & Really Really" you will love this book!" ...

Daisys mum tells her: Dont pick your nose! " You do! says Daisy pointing out the time mum was picking her nose on the way to Grans. & each time Mum tries to reprimand Daisy for a bad habit Daisy has an example of when Mum did it too. If you liked Eat Your Peas & Really Really you will love this book!" ...

Sweet bookish Neve Slater always plays by the rules. & the number one rule is that good-natured fat girls like her dont get guys like gorgeous handsome William heir to Neves heart since university. But Williams been in LA for three years & Neves been slimming down & re-inventing herself so that when he returns hell fall head over heels in love with the new enhanced her. So shes not that interested in other men. Until her sister Celia points out that if Neve wants William to think shes an experienced love-goddess & not the fumbling awkward girl he left behind then shed better get some well experience. What Neve needs is someone to show her the ropes someone like Celias colleague Max. Wicked shallow sexy Max. & since hes such a man-slut & so not Neves type she certainly wont fall for him. Because William is the man for her...right? Somewhere between losing weight & losing her inhibitions Neves lost her heart
- but to who?
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It was all so good. Sasha & Rose. Best friends in a band singing together. Right up to the finals of Killer Act when the judges tell them one of them must go. Suddenly their friendship is put to the ultimate test. On TV in front of millions. Two girls. One huge mistake. Can they ever forgive each other? ...

The last place Anna Terry expects to fall in love is in the waiting room of her divorce lawyers office. But thats where she meets Nick Diamond & Cupids arrow strikes. If only they were in the mood... Annas had more than her fair share of heartache. Her first marriage ended before her pregnancy was over & her second husband has disappeared leaving her with a two-year-old son a pre-pubescent daughter & not a penny to her name. Nicks luck hasnt been any better: his wife has run off with the local butcher
- which wouldnt be so bad if she wasnt a vegetarian! His second-hand car dealership is in chaos & his mother is sure that line-dancing will mend his Achy Breaky Heart. When Anna gets a job as Nicks secretary what starts as a mild flirtation soon accelerates into overdrive -- but thats before their ex-partners show up & theyre all in for a bumpy ride.
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What happens when the one that got away comes back? Find out in this sparkling debut from Mhairi Mc Farlane. ' Think of the great duos of history. We're just like them.' ' You mean like Kylie & Jason? Torvill & Dean? Sonny & Cher?' 'I think you've missed the point Rachel.' Rachel & Ben. Ben & Rachel. It was them against the world. Until it all fell apart. It's been a decade since they last spoke but when Rachel bumps into Ben one rainy day the years melt away. They'd been partners in crime & the best of friends. But life has moved on: Ben is married. Rachel is not. Yet in that split second Rachel feels the old friendship return. & along with it the broken heart she's never been able to mend. Hilarious heartbreaking & everything in between you'll be hooked from their first 'hello'. ...

Here is a modern take on cautionary verse in the hugely successful tradition of Hilaire Belloc & others. Children getting into & out of trouble is the theme of this collection
- which offers much scope for hilarious pranks & wonderfully sticky endings. With poems from poets as diverse as Hilaire Belloc Shel Silverstein Dick King-Smith Heinrich Hoffmann John Agard & of course Roger Mc Gough himself this will appeal to all fans of the comic the unfortunate & the darkly humorous!
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This is the fifth & final fantastical adventure from the phenomenon that is Pseudonymous Bosch author of the hilarious bestseller The Name of This Book is Secret". When Cass Max-Ernest & Yo-Yoji are accused of stealing a very-valuable-&-not-to-be-touched Ancient Egyptian mummy from the local museum they're determined to get to the bottom of the mysterious case. But after they are accidentally trapped in a crate with a mummified cat the three youngest members of the Terces society unwittingly find themselves on their way to the great pyramids of... Las Vegas. Amongst the dusty corridors of the Cairo Hotel & mysterious hieroglyphs of the Nile Nail Salon Cass draws ever closer to uncovering the Secret. But so too do their sneaky arch-enemies the Masters of the Midnight Sun... Can Cass defeat Lord Pharaoh once & for all & will we all finally conclusively & at (very) long last learn the Secret? You'll just have to read this! Bursting with inventive characters & laugh-out-loud moments readers will be instantly hooked by the stylish tongue-in-cheek story-telling of Pseudonymous Bosch." ...