Amazing but true: Brentford Town Council in an act of supreme public-spiritedness (and a great big wodge of folding stuff from a mysterious benefactor) has agreed to host the next Olympic Games. The plans have been drawn up contracts money & promises are changing hands. Normans designed some stunning kit for the home team & even the Flying Swans been threatened with a major refit (gasp!). But something is very wrong...primeval forces are stirring in ancient places...dark magic is afoot in Brentford & someone must save the world from overpowering evil... Jim Pooley & John Omally come on down! This must be the daring duos toughest assignment yet. No longer can they weigh up the situation over a pint of large at random moments during the day. No this time to save the world as we know it the lads must contemplate
- nay undertake
- the most horrible the most terrifying the heretofore untried
- REGULAR EMPLOYMENT!!!