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School Fail

If the scrawl of red pen and a note from teacher to see me after class are familiar memories from your school days then you are not alone. In School Fail" readers will find a fantastic selection of the side-splitting bloopers mistakes and misunderstandings that kids have boldly come out with in their school work: from the innocent mispronunciations of younger children to the facetious inventive or just downright stupid remarks of older students who should know better. For example: Q - Name the four seasons. A - Salt pepper mustard and vinegar; John Milton wrote "Paradise Lost". Then his wife died and he wrote "Paradise Regained"; The earth is surrounded by the moon the sun Mars and Penis. Ridiculously funny and endlessly entertaining "School Fail"
celebrates the unique - and usually entirely unintentional - humour of students everywhere guaranteed to have readers of any age howling in disbelief."
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If the scrawl of red pen & a note from teacher to see me after class are familiar memories from your school days then you are not alone. In School Fail" readers will find a fantastic selection of the side-splitting bloopers mistakes & misunderstandings that kids have boldly come out with in their school work: from the innocent mispronunciations of younger children to the facetious inventive or just downright stupid remarks of older students who should know better. For example: Q
- Name the four seasons. A
- Salt pepper mustard & vinegar; John Milton wrote " Paradise Lost". Then his wife died & he wrote " Paradise Regained"; The earth is surrounded by the moon the sun Mars & Penis. Ridiculously funny & endlessly entertaining " School Fail" celebrates the unique
- & usually entirely unintentional
- humour of students everywhere guaranteed to have readers of any age howling in disbelief."

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Students - A group of humans who are still in full time education
Humour - Something either verbal of physical that provides amusement and can provoke laughter
Pepper - A term used for a whole variety of different vegetables and a common table seasoning
sun - A star at the centre of the solar system.
Red - One of the three primary colours
Mustard - A condiment made from the mustard plant. Available in different varieties
Earth - A planet third from the sun. Similar size to Venus but rich in water and complex life.
Mars - A planet fourth from the sun. Around half the size of the planet earth it has a distinctive surface colour due to high levels of iron.
Children - A young life form within the early stages of physical development,
Kids - A young child.

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