Youre not Mia Thermopolis any more honey Dad said. Youre Amelia Mignonette Grimaldi Thermopolis Renaldo. Princess of Genovia. A Princess?? Me??? Yeah. Right. One minute Mias a totally normal Manhattan 14-year-old. Next minute shes heir to the throne of Genovia being trailed by a trigger-happy bodyguard taking princess lessons with her bonkers old grandmere & having a makeover with someone called Paolo. Well her dad can lecture her till hes royal-blue in the face but no way is Mia going to turn herself into a style-queen. & they think shes moving to Genovia? Er hello?