This hilarious collection of humorous"ations full of wisecracks & wit snappy comments & inspired fantasy has been specially compiled by the late broadcaster & raconteur Ned Sherrin with a foreword by leading British satirist Alistair Beaton. Now packed with even more"es & covering more subjects than before from Weddings to the Supernatural Headlines to Australia. Find the best lines from your favourite jokesters & wordsmiths add that extra something to a speech or presentation or just enjoy a good laugh. 'A chair is a piece of furniture. I am not a chair because no one has ever sat on me.' Ann Widdecombe on the announcement that Parliamentary language will now be gender-neutral ' No wonder Bob Geldof is such an expert on famine. He's been feeding off 'I don't like Mondays' for 30 years.' Russell Brand On deciding to run for governor of California: ' The most difficult decision I've ever made in my entire life except for the one in 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax.' Arnold Schwarzenegger ' Wanting to know an author because you like his work is like wanting to know a duck because you like pate.' Margaret Atwood 'I am so sorry. We have to stop there. I have just come to the end of my personality.' Quentin Crisp closing down an interview