On days out to the beach always be the first in the family to get out of the car onto the beach & into the sea. Always be the last in the family to get out of the sea onto the beach & into the car. Remember to shake excess sea water from your fur once you are inside the car. Humans may refrain from passing you food to test. To them a piece of salmon followed by Liquorice Allsorts a chocolate cake & a selection of vegetables is a foul combination. Humans believe meals should be categorised into three sections. A starter a main course & a sweet. Disavow them of this. Food is food. Always make sure you have more energy at the end of a walk than you did at the beginning. Believe me humans love the futility of taking you for a walk to tire you out.