Steven Gauges response to an impending midlife crisis didnt involve piercings tattoos or leather trousers
- instead he decided to take up rugby & made a number of important discoveries. First that in this ultimate contact sport class divisions melt away in the presence of rugbys own eternal divide: the Forwards & the Backs. Secondly though biting is generally frowned upon it does occasionally take place & can be discouraged by applying Deep Heat to the ears. & finally turning up on time with your kit is far more important than knowing what to do with the ball if it ever reaches you. By the end of his first few seasons Steven had cracked his nose & various other parts of his anatomy
- but he had cracked the game too & found a place in the club as Captain of the Fourths.