List item 2: Never speak German on the upper decks of London buses. Jack Rosenblum is five foot three & a half inches of sheer tenacity. Hes writing a list so he can become a Very English Gentleman. List item 41: An Englishman buys his marmalade from Fortnum & Mason. Its 1952 & despite his best efforts his bid to blend in is fraught with unexpected hurdles
- including his wife. Sadie doesnt want to forget where they came from or the family theyve lost. & she shows no interest in getting a violet rinse. List item 112: An Englishman keeps his head in a crisis even when hes risking everything. Jack leads a reluctant Sadie deep into the English countryside in pursuit of a dream. Here in a land of woolly pigs bluebells & jitterbug cider they embark on an impossible task...