Men Commandments

Product Description

The Bible For Blokes From The Daddy Of Breakfast Radio Foreword by James Nesbitt. Christian OConnell has been a man nearly all his life. Well once he was a boy then he was a teenager then a man but you get what we mean. So who better to save manhood from devolving into one of those spineless newt things from the Guinness ad? For years women have had everyone from Germaine Greer to Bridget Jones to tell them how to be a woman & who have men had? No one. That is until now.. . For ten years Christian has dispensed wisdom & advice to millions of lucky radio listeners on every topic conceivable; but it was when he saw his wife reading & laughing at a book called How to Kill your Husband" that he realised he had to write this book. Men are confused about what it is to be a man in a world where men use moisturiser & eat sandwiches with rocket. They need help. The Men Commandments is a roadmap a compass for men (not a sat nav
- theyre evil!) With his outspoken humour & ironic take on life Christian explores male-dom; celebrating all that is great about being a man & unravelling those mysteries of masculinity that have stumped women for literally minutes. Packed full of wisdom advice trivia & cheeky banter this is the must have book for men everywhere.
Includes:: * The Man Quiz (a helpful quiz to establish real manliness) * The 78 genetic differences between men & women (work for which Christian is expecting a Nobel prize) * Manly Toilet Etiquette (real men do not speak at the urinals) * The History of Men (it says a lot about the psyche of Man that early Neanderthal paintings depict willies) * Men & their Mates (a relationship full of weird rituals abuse & unspoken rules) * The Real First XI * The Men Commandments (the ten commandments that every true man needs to know)"