Its an offer you cant refuse. Who would not to wish to be the man in charge of Ankh-Morporks Royal Mint & the bank next door? Its a job for life. But as former con-man Moist von Lipwig is learning the life is not necessarily for long. The Chief Cashier is almost certainly a vampire. Theres something nameless in the cellar (and the cellar itself is pretty nameless) it turns out that the Royal Mint runs at a loss. A 300 year old wizard is after his girlfriend hes about to be exposed as a fraud but the Assassins Guild might get him first. In fact lot of people want him dead. Oh. & every day he has to take the Chairman for walkies. Everywhere he looks hes making enemies. What he should be doing is.. . Making Money!