What you're reading right now is known as the 'cover copy'. This is where the 72 444 words of my latest book are boiled down to fit this space. But how does one do that? Do you reveal pivotal plot points like the one at the end of the book where the little girl on crutches points an accusatory finger & shouts: ' The killer is Mr Potter?'. I have too much respect for you as an attention-deficient modern consumer to attempt such an obvious ruse. But let's not play games here. You picked up the book already so you either: A. Know who I am B. Liked the cool illustration on the cover C. Have just discovered the bookshop toilet is out of paper So is it a sequel to my autobiography If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor? Sadly no
- which made it much harder to write. According to my publisher I haven't 'done' enough since 2001 to warrant another memoir. Is it an 'autobiographical novel'? Yes! I'm the lead character in the story & I'm a real person & everything in the book actually happened
- except for the stuff that didn't. The action revolves around my preparations for a pivotal role in the A-list relationship film Let's Make Love!. But my Homeric attempt to break through the glass ceiling of B-grade genre fare is hampered by a vengeful studio executive & a production that becomes infected by something called the 'B movie virus' symptoms of which include excessive use of cheesy special effects slapstick & projectile vomiting. From a violent fistfight with a Buddhist to a life-altering stint in federal prison this 'novel' has it all. & if the 72 444 words are too time-consuming there are lots & lots of cool graphics. Regards Bruce ' Don't Call Me Ash!' Campbell Bruce Campbell is the ultimate 'B' movie actor. Star of the cult Evil Dead series with a CV that spans school buddy Sam Raimi's Spider-Man through The X-Files Xena: Warrior Princess to Man With The Screaming Brain you've probably never heard of him. But it's a heck of a book nonetheless!

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The only guide youll ever need to everything youll ever want to know about conception pregancy & birth. In this groundbreaking new book Dr Simon Atkins unravels the science & presents the latest & most reliable evidence for making babies having babies & taking them home. Published to tie in with the TV series Make Me a Baby Dr Atkins will enable you to sort the facts from the fiction on the best routes to successful conception. With a step-by-step guide through pregnancy & birth youll know exactly what to expect at every stage & Dr Atkins honest & down-to-earth advice will ensure you are perfectly placed to make informed choices in your own & your babys best interest. Discover the best time for sex for conception. Understand how stress smoking drinking & other lifestyle factors may impact on your ability to conceive. Learn how to maintain a healthy pregnancy through the first second & third trimesters. Find out how to prepare for birth what to expect during the birth & what will happen during the first few weeks after you return home. Specially commissioned unique photography will illustrate every stage of foetal development so you will know how baby is developing & what is happening inside your body. * An authoratitive comprehensive & fascinating guide to conception pregnancy & birth.* Unravelling the science & busting the myths to offer you the most up-to-date & scientifically accurate facts on conception pregnancy & birth.* What to expect in all three trimesters of pregancy. * Learn how lifestyle factors suuch as alcohol sex stress & body image may affect conception & pregnancy. *

Includes:: advice on preparing for birth the actual birth & the first few weeks at home. This fantastic new book will open your eyes to some common misconceptions demystify the processes reassure you through the worries & lead you through every step on your road to parenthood.

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Create your own stunning jewellery items from a selection of over 20 diverse necklaces bracelets earrings & rings. Learn various ...

This is the perfect activity book for crafters of every mood budget & skill level with 20 diverse & fun craft projects. The stylish & imaginative projects cover all popular crafts from knitting & stitching to jewellery & soap-making providing an opportunity to try something new. It is gorgeous fun & wildly creative both beginner & experienced crafters will be amazed at what they can make! ...

Make fabulous festive craft projects with this collection of 20 fantastic projects that are modern & stylish but simple enough to make for the busy Christmas season. Covering a wide range of crafts from sewing & beading to card making & cake decorating
- it is everything you will need to create your best Christmas ever. Packed with step-by-step instructions beautifully illustrated techniques & handy tips from top designers to make it fun & easy for craft experts & beginners alike. With ideas for festive decorations for your home & pretty gifts for family & friends each project is simple to make but will be treasured forever. Learn different crafting skills & improve your techniques with handy tips. Create beautiful items that will bring a cosy atmosphere to your home. Celebrate Christmas with unique & special Christmas gifts for friends & family. Enjoy making delightful decorations tasty treats cards & presents for Christmas.
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Brighten up your baking. Make Me Cupcakes is the must-have guide to these irresistible treats. From classic chocolate mud & orange & poppyseed to playful ice cream sundaes & baby bears this book has the perfect cupcake for every occasion. With br&-new decorating ideas & flavour combinations this is the only cupcake book you'll ever need."" ...

This brand new & expanded edition of Dan Wilsons bestselling Make Money on Ebay UK" (reprinted with 2012 updates) covers every aspect of buying & selling on e Bay & goes beyond to include advice on setting up a fully fledged e Bay business & promoting a website shopping carts search engine optimisation & affiliate schemes. " Make Serious Money on Ebay" is the first book to cover the new fixed-price e Bay Express as well as giving details of e Bays application program interface the Trading Assistants programme setting up a Trading Post & branching out into drop-shipping. A major feature is a troubleshooting section focusing on the answers to frequently asked questions from sellers on the e Bay discussion boards & at e Bay University. Full of case studies of existing e Bay Power Sellers showing what can be achieved & offering inside information & tips " Make Serious Money on Ebay UK" is for everyone from the first-time buyer or seller to those who want to operate a full-time e Bay business. Dan provides tips & techniques for ramping up your sales maximising your listings becoming a Power Seller opening an e Bay shop & using tools such as Turbo Lister & Selling Manager Pro. Dan also explores the wider ecommerce landscape explaining how an e Bay business can be a starting point for moving on to other channels & establishing your own website. He explains what to watch out for how to research the opportunities managing payments marketing & branding." ...

Make the Most of Your Time in Britain" brings you the very best of Britain with 500 great things to do see & experience. Discover that many of the best travel adventures are right here on your doorstep; from Britain's unparalleled concentration of historic houses & gardens to the staggering beauty & dramatic diversity of its landscapes
- not to mention the colour dynamism & downright eccentricity of its festivals & traditions. Celebrate how the country has changed for the better
- from cutting-edge new (and reinvented) museums & galleries to the glorious culinary revolution including all the best farmers markets restaurants & spots for afternoon tea. " Make the Most of Your Time in Britain" celebrates all that Britain has to offer in this full-colour inspirational travel book that not only looks good but is great to read. Wave goodbye to the misery of airport queues & baggage fees & " Make the Most of your Time in Britain"."

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Perfect for both the seasoned traveller & the armchair dreamer it brings you the very best travel experiences
- extraordinary landscapes
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Brock & Poole investigate a double murder & find themselves caught up in a crime with international implications.. . Detective Chief Inspector Brock is called out to a burnt-out camper van in Richmond Surrey. The van contained two badly burned & very dead bodies. At first thought to be an unfortunate fire Brock & his assistant Detective Sergeant Dave Poole discover the truth: a double murder has been committed. As enquiries progress it becomes clear that the dead couple were on the wrong side of the law & Brock finds himself investigating not just a double murder but a financial crime with international implications. ...