Would you like to eat whatever you want & still lose weight? Who wouldnt? Keep dreaming imbecile. In the meantime if youd like to read something that alternates between laugh-out-loud-funny & apocalyptically angry keep holding this book. Steal it if necessary. In his latest collection of rants raves hastily spluttered articles & scarcely literate scrawl Charlie Brooker proves that there is almost nothing in this universe big or small that cant reduce a human being to a state of pure blind hatred. It wont help you lose weight feel smarter sleep more soundly or feel happier about yourself. It will provide you with literally hours of distraction & merriment. It can also be used to stun an intruder if you hit him with it correctly (hint: strike hard using the spine on the bridge of the nose).