Growing up in a mining community in rural South Wales Huw Morgan is taught many harsh lessons. Looking back where difficult days are faced with courage & the valleys swell with the sound of Welsh voices it becomes clear that there is nowhere so green as the landscape of his own memory. ...

How Hard Can it Be?" is the fourth hilarious volume in Jeremy Clarksons " The World According to Clarkson" series. How hard can it be... To build a power station without upsetting the eco-mentalists? To seek world domination if youve been hit the ugly stick? For the Met Office to get yesterdays weather right? In volume four of " The World According to Clarkson" Jeremy Clarkson pours scorn on the nonsensical the dumb the idiotic & the plain foolish in his continuing quest to discover where exactly weve all gone wrong. Along the way he ponders: Whether conquering France might solve the immigration problem. What happened when you ignore proper warning labels? What would happen if we turned the internet off? Often controversial frequently scathing but always funnier than James May Jeremy Clarkson shows us how we could so easily make the world a better place. Praise for Jeremy Clarkson: " Brilliant...laugh-out-loud". (" Daily Telegraph"). " Outrageously funny...will have you in stitches". (" Time Out"). Number-one bestseller Jeremy Clarkson writes on cars current affairs & anything else that annoys him in his sharp & funny collections. " Born To Be Riled" " Clarkson On Cars" " Dont Stop Me Now" " Driven To Distraction" " Round the Bend" " Motorworld & "I Know You Got Soul" are also available as " Penguin" paperbacks; the Penguin App "i Clarkson: The Book of Cars" can be downloaded on the App Store. Jeremy Clarkson because his writing career on the Rotherham Advertiser. Since then he has written for " The Sun" & " The Sunday Times". Today he is the tallest person working in British television & is the presenter of the hugely popular " Top Gear"." ...

A brilliant read raw in its emotions & a real eye-opener. Martina Cole From a young age Chyna saw people all around her in gangs. They had the status the look & the money. So when girls from a rival school started to bully Chyna & her friends they decided to take control in the only way they knew how. But the deeper Chyna got into this world as she became involved with boys & fell in love the more she discovered the darker side
- the vicious drug dealers the beatings the guns. It would take a devastating tragedy
- one that ripped apart from her world
- before Chyna found the courage to leave gangland behind once & for all.PREVIOUSLY PUBLISHED IN TRADE PAPERBACK AS FAM Rich & dazzling The Sunday Times This emotional story of a girl born on a tough London estate provides a shocking eye-opener on gang culture.. .gritty & hard-hitting.. . Written in London slang the story has a real spirit which really shines through. News of the World A scary insight into the lives of youngsters born into poverty in Britain. Sun This isnt an expose to ease middle-class guilt. Were not asked to pity Chyna. Nor does FAM seek to glamourise the horrors of gang life. It is simply crudely an account of a side of London you probably know absolutely nothing about & about which very little is written (aside from social care reports). These are the intimidating girls at the back of the bus the kids storming through shopping centres the ones who mug you for your phone & purse the names in the newspaper your eyes sip over following yet another stabbing on a council estate. Time Out


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Experience how it feels to be the subject of a blasphemy prosecution! Find out why 'wool' is a funny word! See how jokes work their inner mechanisms revealed before your astonished face! In 2001 after over a decade in the business Stewart Lee quit st&-up disillusioned & drained & went off to direct a loss-making opera about Jerry Springer. How I Escaped My Certain Fate" details his return to live performance & the journey that took him from an early retirement to his position as the most critically acclaimed st&-up in Britain. Here is Stewart Lee's own account of his remarkable comeback told through transcripts of the three legendary full-length shows that sealed his reputation. Astonishingly frank & detailed in-depth notes reveal the inspiration & inner workings of his act. With unprecedented access to a leading comedian's creative process this book tell us just what it was like to write these shows develop the performance & take them on tour. " How I Escaped My Certain Fate" is everything we have come to expect from Stewart Lee: fiercely intelligent unsparingly honest & very funny." ...

In 1979 Sean Bull a bright nine-year-old lives an untroubled childhood with his extended family in the heart of the industrial Midlands. His dad & granddad role models work hard at the local steel foundries while his young uncle dabbles in politics & painting. Sean enjoys his school & football & caravan holidays in Wales but cant help listening in to the increasingly worrying conversation of the adults around him. When Margaret Thatcher becomes Prime Minister she slowly begins to take away everything Sean loves. He decides that someones got to stop her. This sad comic novel captures the intensity of early 1980s Britain through the eyes of an unusual Black Country boy & offers an English twist on the most Latin American of genres the Dictator novel. ...

It would be much easier to tell this story if it were all about a chaste & perfect love between Two Children Against the World at an Extreme Time in History. But lets face it that would be crap. Daisy is sent from New York to England to spend a summer with cousins she has never met. They are Isaac Edmond Osbert & Piper. & two dogs & a goat. Shes never met anyone quite like them before
- & as a dreamy English summer progresses Daisy finds herself caught in a timeless bubble. It seems like the perfect summer. But their lives are about to explode. Falling in love is just the start of it. War breaks out
- a war none of them understands or really cares about until it lands on their doorstep. The family is separated. The perfect summer is blown apart. Daisys life is changed forever
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Its 1983 & in a sleepy community in New Jersey seventeen-year-old Edward Zanni is Peter Panning his way through a carefree summer of magic & mischief. However the fun comes to a halt when his father refuses to pay for Edward to study acting at Julliard. Edwards truly in a bind. Hes ineligible for scholarships because his father earns too much. & in a sure sign that hes destined for a life in the arts Edwards incapable of holding down a job. So he turns to his loyal (but immoral) friends to help him steal the tuition fees from his father all the while practising for their high school performance of Grease. Disguising themselves as nuns & priests they merrily scheme their way through embezzlement money-laundering identity theft forgery & blackmail. But along the way Edward also learns the value of friendship hard work & how youre not really a man until you can beat up your father metaphorically or otherwise. ...

This book tells how one woman said Bah! to cancer through thinking strategies a proactive approach to treatment & a determination to keep the rest of her life going & retain a sense of humour (most of the time!). It shares everything she learnt along the way from the nature of cancer cells & chemotherapy drugs to how she was able to help her friends & family to help her. I was never going to die from cancer. That hard lump peeping out of the top of my bra was aggressive but it was small enough to be contained & I was young & strong & otherwise well. All the signs were good. Words like lucky & caught in time were thrown around like rice at a wedding. No I was never going to die from cancer. But from the beginning I never planned simply to survive it. Oh no. I was going to say a great big Bah! to it. Please join in. Cancer? Bah. ...

Paris 4 July 2003: My first Tour de France. I had never seen a bike race. I had only vaguely heard of Lance Armstrong. I had no idea what I was doing there. Yet that day I was broadcasting live on television. I fumbled my way through a few platitudes before summing up with the words.. . Dave Millar just missing out on the Yellow Jumper". Yes the Yellow Jumper. Follow Ned Boultings (occasionally excruciating) experiences covering the worlds most famous two-wheeled race. His story offers an insiders view of what really goes on behind the scenes of the Tour. From up-close-&-personal encounters with Lance Armstrong to bewildered mishaps with the local cuisine Neds been there done that & got the crumpled-looking t-shirt. Eight Tours on from Neds humbling debut he has grown to respect mock adore & crave the race in equal measure. Whats more he has even started to understand it. It

Includes:: " How Cav Won the Green Jersey: Short Dispatches from the 2011 Tour de France"."

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How It All Began" is the wonderful new novel from Booker Prize winner Penelope Lively. When... Charlotte is mugged & breaks her hip her daughter Rose cannot accompany her employer Lord Peters to Manchester which means his niece Marion has to go instead which means she sends a text to her lover which is intercepted by his wife which is.. .just the beginning in the ensuing chain of life-altering events. In this engaging utterly absorbing & brilliantly told novel Penelope Lively shows us how one random event can cause marriages to fracture & heal themselves opportunities to appear & disappear lovers who might never have met to find each other & entire lives to become irrevocably changed. Funny humane touching sly & sympathetic " How It All Began" is a brilliant sleight of hand from an author at the top of her game. " Contains some of Livelys funniest & most enjoyable character studies.. .she remains a sublime storyteller". (" Guardian"). " Deeply comical essentially kind-hearted wonderfully written & seasoned with a rare wisdom". (" Literary Review"). " More stylish than many writers half her age... Lively knows a thing or two about storytelling.. .her candour is refreshing & reminds us that you dont have to lie to yourself to live life finely until the very end". (" The Times"). Penelope Lively is the author of many prize-winning novels & short-story collections for both adults & children. She has twice been shortlisted for the Booker Prize: once in 1977 for her first novel " The Road to Lichfield" & again in 1984 for " According to Mark". She later won the 1987 Booker Prize for her highly acclaimed novel " Moon Tiger". Her other books include " Going Back"; " Judgement Day"; " Next to Nature Art"; " Perfect Happiness"; " Passing On"; " City of the Mind"; " Cleopatras Sister"; " Heat Wave"; " Beyond the Blue Mountains" a collection of short stories; " Oleander Jacaranda" a memoir of her childhood days in Egypt; " Spiderweb"; her autobiographical work "A House Unlocked"; " The Photograph"; " Making It Up"; " Consequences"; " Family Album" which was shortlisted for the 2009 Costa Novel Award & " How It All Began". She is a popular writer for children & has won both the Carnegie Medal & the Whitbread Award. She was appointed CBE in the 2001 New Years Honours List & DBE in 2012. Penelope Lively lives in London." ...