Jokes are just part of the game when it comes to golf: duffers mulligans holes-in-one or out of bounds. Or they're about the relationships between men & women where golf is an issue: -- One day a man came home & was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sheer nightie. Tie me up she purred & you can do anything you want. So he tied her up & went golfing. -- Did you hear the one about the wife who got hit in the head with a golf ball on the first hole & died? The husband was so distraught he only played the front nine. -- Q: What's the difference between a car & a golf ball? A: Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. -- US PGA Commentator: One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that before each tee shot his wife takes out his balls & kisses them. Oh my god!! What have I just said? -- Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo & his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining up shots at the Scottish Open: Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.