My name is Sarah Dearly & Ive got major problems. Last month I was turned into a vampire by the worlds worst blind date. Then I may have totally by accident started a war between the mostly peaceful bloodsuckers & a bunch of sociopathic vamp hunters who have nicknamed me the Slayer of Slayers. Now Im being used as bait to draw out the hunters bad-ass leader while my gorgeous 600-year-old boyfriend Thierry seems to be blowing me off & my sizzle-hot fanged friend Quinn is trying to turn my self-defence lessons into make-out sessions. So you know what? Im done. Ive had it. There comes a time when a vamp has to just suck it up & go after what she wants. & as soon as I figure out what that is thats exactly what Ill do.. .