The brilliantly funny fifth & sixth novels in the GEORGIA NICOLSON series out now in gorgey new paperback omnibus edition by recent winner of the ROALD DAHL FUNNY PRIZE. 11.20a.m. This is my fabulous life: the Sex God left for Whakatane last month & he has taken my heart with him. 11.25a.m. Not literally of course otherwise there would be a big hole in my nunga-nungas. 11.28a.m. & also I would be dead. Which quite frankly would be a blessing in disguise. 12.00p.m. It is soooo boring being brokenhearted...".. .but Georgia doesn't remain brokenhearted for long: frequent snogging extravaganzas with old flame Dave the Laugh & the arrival of jelloid-knee-inducing Italian stallion Masimo mean that Georgia has her work cut out to remain the composed sex-kitten that she aspires to be. Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she desperately muddles her way through teenage life & all that it entails: make-up disasters rapidly expanding nunga-nungas school
- urgh unsympathetic friends highly embarrassing family (and pets) & of course BOYS."