A few examples: Richard Briers: ' It would seem that Briers thinks he is running the school & not me. If this attitude persists one of us will have to leave.' Robert Graves: ' Well goodbye Graves & remember that your best friend is the waste-paper basket.' Jilly Cooper: ' Jilly has set herself an extremely low standard which she has failed to maintain.' Michael Palin: 'I think he is just a teeny bit pleased with himself
- or so I am prepared to hazard.'