There is nothing to be found in the pages of these books but misery & despair. You still have time to choose something else to read. But if you must know what unpleasantries befall the charming & clever Baudelaire children read on... The Austere Academy": In these chapters the children face snapping crabs strict punishments dripping fungus comprehensive exams violin recitals S.O.R.E. & the metric system."