A heart-warming tale of Armageddon from one of the funniest most original voices in comic fiction today.. . The third planet out from the star was blue with green splodges. Dirt. Oh the bomb thought. & then its courage determination & nobility-of-spirit subroutines cut in overriding everything else adrenalizing its command functions & bypassing its cyberphrenetic nodes. Here goes said the bomb to itself. Calibrate navigational pod. Engage primary thrusters. Ready auxiliary drive. It knew in that moment that its own doom was near; because it was giving itself orders & it wasnt putting in any thes. That was what you did apparently when the moment came. You could also turn on a flashing red beacon & a siren but mercifully these were optional. Oh /$+! thought the bomb & surged on towards Dirt like an avenging angel.