Its Easter in Reading -- a bad time for eggs -- & no one can remember the last sunny day. Humpty Dumpty well-known nursery favourite large egg ex-convict & former millionaire philanthropist is found shattered beneath a wall in a shabby area of town. Following the pathologists careful reconstruction of Humptys shell Detective Inspector Jack Spratt & his Sergeant Mary Mary are soon grappling with a sinister plot involving cross-border money laundering the illegal Bearnaise sauce market corporate politics & the cut & thrust world of international Chiropody. As Jack & Mary stumble around the streets of Reading in Jacks Lime Green Austin Allegro the clues pile up but Jack has his own problems to deal with. & on top of everything else the Jelly Man is coming to town... ...

Its Easter in Reading
- a bad time for eggs
- & no one can remember the last sunny day. Humpty Dumpty well-known nursery favourite

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Undressed to impress. When it comes to pleasure size doesnt matter as we all know its quality not quantity that counts. But lets admit it: a big penis is undeniably compelling. Big shoulders big lapels & big hair may come & go but the big penis never goes out of fashion. With those possessing more than 8 inches (20 cm) making up less than 2 per cent of the worlds population this rare accessory will always fascinate (a word coincidentally derived from the Latin fascinum meaning both phallus & magical spirit). In this companion volume to The Big Book of Breasts" we explore the centuries-old fascination with the large phallus a fascination common to men & women alike. This hefty book is profusely illustrated with over 400 historic photos of spectacular male endowments including rare photos of the legendary John Holmes. The majority of the photographs are from the 1970s when the sexual revolution first freed photographers to depict the male entirely nude. Photographers include Bob Mizer of Athletic Model Guild David Hurles of Old Reliable Colt Falcon Sierra Domino Third World & Champion Studios with each of these iconic photographers interviewed or profiled along with information about each of their models. & if this isnt enough the book closes with a special surprise comparable to the Guinness Book of Records
- Norma Stitz featured in " The Big Book of Breasts"!"
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Coming at you! Watch how they follow you around the room It's hard to imagine a book that could beat The Big Penis Book" for grabbing attention & driving sales unless it would be those same unimaginably colossal generative units seen in breathtaking 3-D. That pop-up centerfold we joked about adding? In 3-D every page becomes a pop-up! This 220-page 30 by 30 cm special edition

Includes:: 96 images from the original book plus 8 new bonus photos transformed into eye-popping 3-D by Jon Schnitzer & The Brain Factory the geniuses whipping up special effects for filmmakers such as Tim Burton. There is a revised introduction new layout & two pairs of red/blue anaglyph glasses included so the book can be shared with a friend or simply enjoyed alone after the first pair of glasses wears out. Unlike other 3-D pictures you may have seen the photos in " The Big Penis Book 3-D" do not look distorted when viewed without the glasses. The Brain Factory's technique is so subtle it's hard to even detect the red/blue tint in many of the black & white photos but when you put on your glasses the parts of interest leap from the page not in flat layers as in old-style 3-D but as thick fully rounded touchable contours. That this is a red-hot gift book is a no-brainer. From the dawn of 3-D technology spears sticks guns & rockets have been aimed at the audience to demonstrate the realism of the effect. The special effects in " The Big Penis Book 3-D" are no less convincing."

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On the face of it Ben Bradford is your standard Wall Street hot shot
- Junior partner in a legal firm 6 figure income wife & two
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Children have a knack of asking great but challenging questions: Why is the sea salty? How far away is space? Why cant I tickle myself? What makes me me? But how are we supposed to answer them? Imagine if we could turn to a leading expert & ask them to answer on our behalf. This book gathers over 100 real questions from children & puts them to some of our best-loved & most knowledgeable experts. Alain de Botton explores How are dreams made? Kate Humble explains Why do lions roar? & Heston Blumenthal answers Why do we cook food? Their answers to the Big Questions
- some complex some searching some surreal & some just plain cute
- make this an essential handbook for anyone who wants to understand the complexities of life the universe & why cakes taste so nice.

Includes:: answers from Sir David Attenborough Dame Kelly Holmes Bear Grylls Derren Brown Noam Chomsky Dr Richard Dawkins Alain de Botton Annabel Karmel Jacqueline Wilson Jarvis Cocker Marcus du Sautoy Jessica Ennis Marcus Chown Tracy Emin Harry Hill Dr Christian Jessen & many more. For each book sold a minimum of 67 per cent of net royalty income is donated to the NSPCC (Registered Charity Numbers 216401 & SC037717).



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Ben & Bella are having such a lovely splashy time in the big red bath that soon everyone wants to join in the fun! But will there be room for all the animals.. .even Hippopotamus? A riotous story
- brought to life by young bright friendly illustrations from a bestselling award-winning artist.
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Big Books" are the sound choice in verbs! " The Big Red Book of Spanish Verbs" makes it easy for you to find the word you need to know quickly & easily. Inside you will find 555 fully conjugated verbs current idioms & expressions for each verb extended usage examples for the Top 50 verbs 2 500-plus verbs cross-referenced to conjugation models & much more." ...

Become a Spanish verb virtuoso with this unbeatable reference/interactive combo! The Big Red Book of Spanish Verbs with CD-ROM is the most comprehensive resource available for learning & mastering Spanish verbs. Designed for beginning through advanced learners this indispensable guide will help you conjugate verbs with ease enabling you to communicate in Spanish confidently. Inside you will find: 555 fully conjugated verbs listed alphabetically More than 5 000 example sentences with mini-dialogues Numerous contextual examples for each verb The Top 50 verbs with lots of usage flexibility More than 2 300 verbs cross-referenced to conjugation models A handy guide to deciphering irregular verb forms The enhanced CD-ROM is a dynamic way to help you: Sharpen your skills with more than 400 interactive exercises from fill-in-the-blanks to multiple-choice audio exercises Hear & practice hundreds of sample conversations whether on screen or via MP3 downloads to your iPod Recognize the difference in sound between easily confused verb forms Track & evaluate your progress with a pretest & a comprehensive review test System requirements: Windows 2000 XP Vista; Mac OS Leopard ...

Back by popular demand! Ken Wilson-Maxs popular & innovative novelty transportation books are packed full of tabs to pull flaps to lift & pop-ups to pop. An utter delight for children (and parents!). The bell is ringing in the fire house there is a fire somewhere! Open the doors & drive the big red fire engine across town to the building that is one fire. Put up the big ladder & aim the water hose at the flames to put them out. Well done! You have saved the day. ...